- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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