whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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shut up iggy

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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