What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Neither have I

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

BOTTOM!!!

I hate blackniggers

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A Jew! Bless you.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Anti Joke

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