Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Shut the cork up!

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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