whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Welcome to die!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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