- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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