- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Scott Gomez

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

No.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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