Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Faithful men.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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kkk

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Anti Joke

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