- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the dog eat poop?

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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