Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

An Asian walks out of the library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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