Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Women's rights

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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