- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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