What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Cheese stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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who is mark

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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hey bill!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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