What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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