I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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