A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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