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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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