Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

No, Trinidad.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

a man walked into a bar ouch

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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