What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Black People.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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