- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

An Asian fails their maths exam.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

what do you watch ? a tv

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Bloody kids ...

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Nock Nock It's open.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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