what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

a man walked into a bar ouch

No, Trinidad.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Dylan is a person

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

a man is running away

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

whats 2+2? 4

E= McVagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Jersey Shore

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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