Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

say cheese

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Whats white and sticky fluff

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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