Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Woman's rights

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Women's rights.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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NASCAR

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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