- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

You idiot.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Chicken

Women's rights.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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