Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

troll----> hahaha---->

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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