- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A Jew! Bless you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Tell you something funny.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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