- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.