What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

brock has small hands for a small job

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

The person below me is weird.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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