Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

If life throws you melons... ouch

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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