- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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