Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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split your ass cheek

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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hi

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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