What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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penis

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Hello Braydon

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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2 Penises

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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