How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Anti Joke

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