KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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donald................duck for president

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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