How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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