- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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