Your mom.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

a man is running away

Dylan is a person

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

E= McVagina

Jersey Shore

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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