Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Are you Drew?

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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