- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Chicken penis.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

religion.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.