- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Black...

tims sty:)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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