Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Bean.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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U mad?

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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