Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Darude - Sandstorm

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

your mother

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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