- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

say cheese

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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