It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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