- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Chinese drivers.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A guy was beet by his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

A man made a sandwich.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

the love boat

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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