A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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