i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Women.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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