Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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my gramma died

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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