whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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civil rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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knock knock. come in.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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