There's a car about to hit me.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Black people

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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