What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

one day i went to bed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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