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religion.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Andy Carrol

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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