Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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I Have a Black Friend

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hiya

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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