- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Womens' Rights

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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