- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What's 9+10? 19

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

My life :(

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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