- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... i forgot the joke :p

Rachel not blowing Robert.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

justin bieber

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding