A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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