Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Xzibit

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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