- Anti Joke

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

President Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

This is a joke setup.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!