THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Black People.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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