How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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EGGPLANT

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Chicken penis.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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