- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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