- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Where's my baby??

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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