- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What comes after 69? 70

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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